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Well... putting a lot of information in a prologue is actually a pretty bad place to break the 'show, don't tell' rule. Infodumps. They make my eyes sore. D: That ...

With my normal state of mental balance, I'll be lucky if it's only Pig Latin. I'm more likely to end up losing the ability to write entirely and being able ...

GREETINGS. Need to post two reviews before posting work, mind. But I'm not the one whose supposed to be saying that. So I will pop off for a drink now. ...

Heavens forbid I use a SUBTLE plug. GO CHECK OUT MY LIVEJOURNAL GUYS I JUST KNOW YOU WILL LOVE TO READ OF MY EXPLOITS IN THE GRAND AND GLORIOUS WORLD ...

AGH it's been delayed to Friday. Worse and worse. D:

I was mostly objecting to the word 'crumple'. XD Also, who cries enough to melt a tallish woman's shape in salt? I don't care if you're celestial, there's only so ...

If you are seriously ten years old, I will never, ever, ever forgive you for being this talented. Ever. Ever. but with salty tears that could crumple Lot and his ...

Not quite.

Thank you, I think? (: So, in essence, boring conversation is boring. That's not too surprising, alas; it's an improvement on the original beginning dialogue, but not by much. Any ...

[s]Basically so I applied to the studio two months ago and I'll know by tomorrow whether I'm in or not. Did anyone else apply this year/go at some point in ...

I have never understood what life particularly had against lemons, that it felt it to be so absolutely necessary to shove them off on the rest of us. Potatoes, yes, ...

Generally I sit down with the intention of writing a poem - mostly because I want feedback and it's easier to get criticism on poems that long, boring short stories, ...

Will. A clever, sardonic twenty-three-year-old man with red hair, a flat, unrevealing face, and gray eyes who is intent on avenging his father's murder and making reparations for his brother's ...

Sailing to Sarantium and Lords of Emperors by Guy Gavriel Kay. Bloody huge books which are, nevertheless, awesome.

It was glorious summer in the palace, though spring chill and dampness lingered on the city walls; the only thing dying behind its gates was a king. But his was ...